by the Editors
CC: All Staff
Subject: I believe you hit reply-all to that last email…
Subject line: Um, is this about u?
Subject line: Mom called, she’s pissed.
Subject line: I had no idea that guy was a reporter
From: Alumni Society
Subject line: Save the date! Reunion 2018!
Subject line: Please help me complete my Kickstarter!
Subject line: Hope you didn’t eat that chicken I made…
Subject line: KerouacIsMyTruth69 messaged you on OkCupid
Subject line: We have reviewed your application.
Subject line: Hey dude, do you value your health? Bc I have a great essential oil investment opportunity for YOU!
Subject line: Security Alert: Unusual Debit Card Activity Detected
Subject line: You appeared in 85 searches this week
Subject line: did you block me?
From: Google Alerts
Subject line: Google Alert – monica torres breitbart
Subject line: I’m having an improv show
Subject line: Just following up again!
Subject line: So before you hear it from someone else…
Subject: Thank you for your submission!
Subject: Thanks for forgetting my birthday.
Subject: Hey babe, so I was looking through your phone…
Subject: It can get worse – dear God send us money